One night (during the show) we discussed how our styles differ. For example, Elexia and Shaun of the Dead (one of our board operators) both tend to (or have in the past) connect and meet shortly after. After this discussion, I decided to feel empowered and just go for it!!
Life Lesson #8
Go for it! Throw caution to the wind! Give out your number. Go on the date.
Photo. #JizzInTheEye wearing a black leather dress.
Photo. #JizzInTheEye wearing a hot pink mini dress and black gogo boots.
Photo. #JizzInTheEye wearing full makeup with (did you see this coming??) jizz covering his eyes and a penis in his mouth (obviously not his own).
Me- "That was unexpected. A warning would have helped since I am not alone and had to quickly shield my phone."
Photo. #JizzInTheEye wearing another black mini dress.
Photo. #JizzInTheEye wearing the black minidress lifted up with a cock cage on his penis. (I will admit I had to look this up.)
Photo. #JizzInTheEye wearing another hot pink mini dress.
Photo. #JizzInTheEye with a closeup of his makeup.
Me- "It's cute. I have to go."
Also, JIZZ IN THE EYE!!!!!! No, just no. If your makeup is on point, why are you going to ruin it? There are so many other places you could land that jizz. The eye is the worst one!
This. This is why I tend to be more cautious.
Life Lesson #8.5
(amendment to Life Lesson #8)
Go for it! Throw caution to the wind! Give out your number. Go on the date. Avoid jizz in the eye.