We all have our own dating style. As I have previously mentioned, I tend to lead with caution. If I chat with a guy on a dating site, I like to talk a bit before handing out my number (and even longer before I will meet him). There are several reasons. First, I have established via Life Lesson #1 (see #TheFelon) that I want to avoid being murdered. Second, spare time is a hot commodity for me and I want to be sure there is a mutual interest.
One night (during the show) we discussed how our styles differ. For example, Elexia and Shaun of the Dead (one of our board operators) both tend to (or have in the past) connect and meet shortly after. After this discussion, I decided to feel empowered and just go for it!!
One night (during the show) we discussed how our styles differ. For example, Elexia and Shaun of the Dead (one of our board operators) both tend to (or have in the past) connect and meet shortly after. After this discussion, I decided to feel empowered and just go for it!!
Life Lesson #8
Go for it! Throw caution to the wind! Give out your number. Go on the date.
#JizzInTheEye started out as a great conversation. He is a soccer dad with two kids, we had a mutual friend in common and the online conversation seemed to flow. With my newfound "go for it" attitude, I gave him my number.
The following takes place the very next day.
Bing!
Photo. #JizzInTheEye wearing a black leather dress.
Bing!
Photo. #JizzInTheEye wearing a hot pink mini dress and black gogo boots.
Bing!
Photo. #JizzInTheEye wearing full makeup with (did you see this coming??) jizz covering his eyes and a penis in his mouth (obviously not his own).
Bing!
Photo. #JizzInTheEye wearing a black leather dress.
Bing!
Photo. #JizzInTheEye wearing a hot pink mini dress and black gogo boots.
Bing!
Photo. #JizzInTheEye wearing full makeup with (did you see this coming??) jizz covering his eyes and a penis in his mouth (obviously not his own).
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Me- "That was unexpected. A warning would have helped since I am not alone and had to quickly shield my phone."
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Bing!
Photo. #JizzInTheEye wearing another black mini dress.
Bing!
Photo. #JizzInTheEye wearing the black minidress lifted up with a cock cage on his penis. (I will admit I had to look this up.)
Bing!
Photo. #JizzInTheEye wearing another hot pink mini dress.
Bing!
Photo. #JizzInTheEye with a closeup of his makeup.
Photo. #JizzInTheEye wearing another black mini dress.
Bing!
Photo. #JizzInTheEye wearing the black minidress lifted up with a cock cage on his penis. (I will admit I had to look this up.)
Bing!
Photo. #JizzInTheEye wearing another hot pink mini dress.
Bing!
Photo. #JizzInTheEye with a closeup of his makeup.
Him- "Do you like me in pink?"
Me- "It's cute. I have to go."
Me- "It's cute. I have to go."
I wasn't bothered by the dress or the actual photos. I firmly believe we all enjoy different things. This was his preference and he obviously felt comfortable enough with me to share. What I didn't like was that he gave no warning. Nothing. No..."Hey, some pics are coming your way and they are for your eyes only!" or "Hey, is this a good time for me to send a pic with jizz in my eyes?" Once I expressed that I wasn't alone, he didn't respect my words and continued sending pics.
Also, JIZZ IN THE EYE!!!!!! No, just no. If your makeup is on point, why are you going to ruin it? There are so many other places you could land that jizz. The eye is the worst one!
This. This is why I tend to be more cautious.
Also, JIZZ IN THE EYE!!!!!! No, just no. If your makeup is on point, why are you going to ruin it? There are so many other places you could land that jizz. The eye is the worst one!
This. This is why I tend to be more cautious.
Life Lesson #8.5
(amendment to Life Lesson #8)
Go for it! Throw caution to the wind! Give out your number. Go on the date. Avoid jizz in the eye.
xo T
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